Boss: Did you get my email?
Me: What email? When did you send it?
B: [Rolls his eyes and smiles] Why don’t you ever get my emails? Don’t they send right to your phone?
M: Nnnnnnoooooooo.
B: What kind of phone do you have? What’s your carrier?
M: MetroPCS.
B: Metro what? I don’t even know what that is…no…no, no, no, no, this isn’t going to work. I’m buying you an iPhone 4. Don’t worry about the bill or anything. I’ll pay for everything. But we’re getting you an iPhone 4 today.
